B.C. Man is the first character ever created by Malemark. He is the quintessential male. He is in a committed relationship but continues to make common mistakes every day. He flirts with other women in a friendly way, but never plans to pursue them. He sneaks a peak from time to time, but only when a woman dresses in a way that puts herself on display…then it’s actually impossible not to look. He scratches and adjusts himself, sometimes in public. He has been known to be gassy at times, but tries to remember to excuse himself. He loves to play and watch sports with his buddies, who can get too rowdy for many crowds. He spends too much time at work. He has been known to overeat on certain occasions, especially when his favorites are being served. He is a hunting, fishing, outdoor mountain man who knows how to handle himself in most situations. Sometimes his ego gets the best of him turning a common event into an episode of showing off. He loves long walks on the beach, especially when they are taken by people he doesn’t like. He loves to read…mostly sports magazines…but that’s still reading. Even though he is over 30 years of age, he still gets caught up in childish dares with his buddies…that always end up in a good laugh…sometimes result in a visit to the hospital…and may end up on YouTube. B.C. Man is just an average man who makes mistakes in his relationships. His cards are apologies written in his own words.

If you think they’re funny, buy one. But if you give it to your wife and she doesn’t think it’s so funny…well that my friend is your mistake.

Each B.C. Man Card is unique inside and out. We have your back and have added two very important features to the inside of these cards. The first unique feature is the "MALEMARK PENALTY RATING". This rating tells you, and the person receiving the card, how severe this penalty is - according to how it has been rated by our fans online. It also tells you if a woman might require a gift as a result of the mistake. The second feature is the box at the top of the inside of the card meant for you to write a sincere apology. See the diagram below: