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Welcome to Dumpsville
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Our Price: $1.99
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Greeting Cards to illuminate your relationships...
Welcome to Dumpsville: population you
Now leaving this relationship
Because not all men are Hunky Cavemen.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Ye Olde
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Greeting Cards to illuminate your relationships...
Ye Olde
I saw this sign and thought of you. Happy Birthday
Because not all men are prepared and thoughtful Cavemen.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Ass T-Shirt
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Our Price: $1.99
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Greeting Cards to illuminate your strengths...
Sorry for being such an ass.
Get it?
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Jackass
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Our Price: $1.99
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Greeting Cards to illuminate your strengths...
Sorry for being such a jackass…
That pretty much sums it up.
Get it?
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Tool
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Greeting Cards to illuminate your strengths...
Sorry for being such a tool…
It just comes naturally to me.
Get it?
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Save Gas Fart In a Jar
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...
Save gas. Fart in a jar.
Happy birthday, old fart!
Because not all men understand energy conservation
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Now Entering Geezerville
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Our Price: $1.99
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...
Now entering Geezerville: slow traffic
Happy Birthday
They can't even read the sign.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Jeans Make My Butt Look Big
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...
Do these jeans make my butt look big?
Nope. It’s your humongous ass that makes it look big.
Truer words have never been spoken
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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You Can Pick Your Friends
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose…
…but you can't wipe your friends off under the couch cushions.
The second truest statement on our site.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Old Starburst
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Our Price: $1.99
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...
Old!
You! Happy Birthday
Just thought you'd like to know.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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