Gramps has some advice for all men...

My wife was getting ready in the bathroom and said "I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment..."
I said, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect," and then the fight started.

Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
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