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Not the Tool The Fool Professional Cavemen Greeting Cards by Malemark
It's Not the Tool
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Greeting Cards to illuminate your strengths...

It’s not the tool…
It’s the fool.

Because not all men are professional Cavemen.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
Good to be King Cavemen Stick Drawing Greeting Card by Malemark
Good to Be King
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Cavemen Drawing Greeting Cards presents...

It’s good to be king!

The master of his domain...no matter how small.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
Git 'er Done Beer Nap Professional Handy Cavemen Greeting Card by Malemark
Git 'er Done
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Greeting Cards to illuminate your strengths...

Git ‘er done…
Maybe after a beer and a nap.

Because not all men are professional Cavemen.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
Donut Whisperer Everyday Cavemen Greeting Cards by Malemark
Donut Whisperer
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Greeting Cards to illuminate your strengths...

Donut Whisperer
It's a gift.

No comment.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
WWJD Who Wants Jelly Donuts Everyday Greeting Card by Malemark
Who Wants Jelly Donuts
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...

WWJD?
Who wants jelly donuts?

BLASPHEMY!
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
You Complete Me Anniversary Cavemen Greeting Cards by Malemark
You Complete Me
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...

You… complete me.
Happy Anniversary

Metaphors that only cavemen understand
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
You Can Pick Your Friends Nose Rude Greeting Cards by Malemark
You Can Pick Your Friends
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose…
…but you can't wipe your friends off under the couch cushions.

The second truest statement on our site.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
Asleep in Front TV Exciting Happy Birthday Greeting Card by Malemark
As Seen Asleep In Front of TV
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...

As seen asleep in front of TV
Hope your birthday’s packed with excitement.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do
“We have a card for that” by Malemark