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Ugly Friends
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Our Price: $1.99
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When you need to apologize like a man...
I'm sorry for staring at your friends,
But you really need to get some uglier friends.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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Helping In The Kitchen
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Our Price: $1.99
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When you need to apologize like a man...
I'm Sorry for not helping in the kitchen more often,
But if you look at it from a baseball perspective, I'm still batting 328 with dirty dishes in the sink.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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Buying lingerie for your birthday
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Our Price: $1.99
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When you need to apologize like a man...
I'm sorry for buying you lingerie for your birthday again,
But I wanted something to unwrap too.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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Planning for the Future
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Our Price: $1.99
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When you need to apologize like a man...
I'm sorry for taking all of the room in the fridge for Beer,
But at least I'm planning for the future.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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Being An Ass
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Our Price: $1.99
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When you need to apologize like a man...
I'm sorry for being an Ass,
That pretty much sums it up.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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The Stripper Pole
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Our Price: $1.99
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When you to apologize like a man...
I'm sorry for installing a stripper pole in the bedroom,
But you did say you wanted to start exercising more.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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The Jerk
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Our Price: $1.99
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When you need to apologize like a man...
I'm sorry for being a jerk,
and all of those other words you used to describe me.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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The Doghouse
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Our Price: $1.99
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Doghouse greeting cards presents...
Can I Come Out Now?
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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Because I Messed Up
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Our Price: $1.99
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So men can say what she needs to hear...
Why?
Because I Messed Up
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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Because You Are You
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Our Price: $1.99
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So men can say what she needs to hear...
Why?
Because You Are You
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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