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Some Place Expensive
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Gramps has some advice for all men...
Last night, my wife demanded I take her some place expensive…
So I took her to a gas station, and then the fight started.
Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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What's On TV
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Gramps has some advice for all men...
My wife strolls into the bedroom and asks "What's on the TV"
I said "Dust"...and then the fight started!
Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Perfect Eyesight
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Gramps has some advice for all men...
My wife was getting ready in the bathroom and said "I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment…"
I said, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect," and then the fight started.
Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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A Shiny Birthday Gift
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Gramps has some advice for all men...
My wife told me she wanted something shiny for her birthday that would go 0-150 in 3 seconds...
I bought her a scale, and then the fight started.
Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark
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3 Words
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Gramps has some advice for all men...
I have 3 words for you…
Get a job!
Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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3.5 Words
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Gramps has some advice for all men...
I have 3.5 words for you…
You're an idiot.
Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Seriously
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Gramps has some advice for all men...
Seriously…
Pull your pants up!
Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Gramps Box Set
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Ten of our most popular advice cards from Gramps. Every man should have a box of these in his desk drawer or nightstand. It's not a matter of 'IF' he will need them, but simply 'WHEN'
Be a man and listen to Gramps' advice. You'll thank us.
'We have a card for that' by Malemark
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Can't Find a Screwdriver
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...
Can't find a screwdriver?
Just use a knife! (If the tip breaks, it becomes an improved screwdriver.)
Because not all men are Handy Cavemen.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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Wrench Size Doesn't Matter
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Everyday Greeting Cards you just can't live without...
Wrench size doesn’t matter…
…it's how you use it!
Because not all men are Handy Cavemen.
“We have a card for that” by Malemark
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