Gramps has some advice for all men...

I have 3.5 words for you...
You're an idiot.

Since he's been there and done that, don't repeat his mistakes.
"We have a card for that" by Malemark

• All Malemark Greeting Cards are Earth Friendly.
• Our Printing House is 100% Wind Powered.
• We use 60% Recycled Pulp and 40% from Sustainable Forestry.
• We also use Vegetable Based Inks.

Since 2009, our greeting cards have been manufactured to the highest quality and Earth Friendly standards. Our largest printing facility in Livingston, MT utilizes the latest Wind Powered Printing technology to create a product that both we and our customers can feel great about.